During Easter Break my friend James Kay caught some scally trying to break into his student abode in York. We had a chat about incresing security. The tyical options of digging a moat arose, guard dogs and I suggested firing really angry ferrets out of cannons to attack these breaker inners. As a result of this chat and bored with essay writing I started to make this story about an angry ferret named Dave. Part 2 will be available during the forthcoming essay/exam period.
Here are some reviews:
Dane Bowers: Really good. Cannot wait for the rest.
Timmy Dutch: Are you three?
Waterstones: 5 Stars
David Blunkett: Superb.
Kathryn Littlewood: Pissed my pants
Kathryn Littlewood: Pissed my pants
I'd like to thank my beautiful housemates for helping me get through the stress of writing with my left hand.
