I discovered this bottle of cider next to some paracetemol in Tesco's of Ecclesall Road one night. That was the night I almost wet myself laughing. It reminds me of being a kid and eating packets of crisps whilst wondering the aisles with my Mam when I was a kid on school holidays. LONG. It also reminds me of being 13 and liking cider...so much so I once drank some underneath a desk at school. This was the school which if caught drinking you could get expelled! The next day I definitily needed the paracetemol.
Do people actually just walk round supermarkets drinking oversized bottles of piss?
Then again. I did once sit on a milk shelf in Vietnam eating Oreo's and drinking chocolate soya milk. I was bored of Big C, which is like Asda on Speed if you can imagine that. The next week, myself and best friend Will decided to actually stage a picnic after the milk shelf experience. We got dressed in 'picnic clothes' which basically meant that we looked like dicks. We freaked out when they took our picnic blanket at the security checks as you enter, and thought that the security guards were all wathcing us. We secretly shovelled some bread and cheese into our mouths. Hidden behind some beer crates. It was rank. In the picture we are very sweaty after a power cut and both have terrible hair.
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